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PORKY PIG: (STAMMERING) Day 16.

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The journey to the Arctic
has been long and difficult.

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But it will all be worth it
once we are the first to
discover the North Pole.

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I'm completely lost.

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This map is totally useless.

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That's because
it's the map of
Florida, sir.

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Oh, so we won't be
stopping by the
Tallahassee then?

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No matter! I'm the greatest
Arctic explorer of all time.

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The only thing I need is
my bravery and intuition.

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Now follow me to great...
(SCREAMING)

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Mr. Duck, you fell through
a snow drift.

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DAFFY: I know that.

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I was just checking
how deep this one was.

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Pretty deep.
Pretty... Pretty deep.

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Hang on. I'll send rope
to pull you back up.

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No, need. I shall use
my trusty pick axe.

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And scale my way
back to the surface.

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(RUMBLING)

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Uh-oh.

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DAFFY: I'll take
that rope now.

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As we go into the cold,
cold grip of the Arctic,

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the less faith I have
in this explorer.

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Hey, you dare me
to stick my tongue
to my metal walking stick?

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No, no. It's too cold.
You'll get your tongue stuck.

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So do you dare me?

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No, I didn't say I dare you.

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Is that a dare I hear?

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There's no dare. Stop.

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Psyche. You should have
seen your face.

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Oh, brother.
Like I would be

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dumb enough to put
my tongue on this.

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Ooh. My tongue. It's stuck.

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Calm down, Mr. Duck.
The worst thing
you can do is struggle.

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Hey, it worked.

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Mr. Duck, be careful.

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The penguins, although,
usually friendly,

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can become aggressive when
they are feeling threatened.

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Not to be a
"Know-it-all-Nellie,"

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penguins are only found in
the Antarctic, not the Arctic.

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Would you get out of here?
This isn't a nature documentary.

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Oh, that's for sure.

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I ain't worried about
a few lame ducks.

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These birds can't even fly.

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Oh, no. You've
angered the tribe.

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I can see that.
What do I do?

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You're gonna have to
fight the tribal leader.

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What tribal leader?

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Wait. This guy?
This is a tribal leader?

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This little spud?
Oh, boy.

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Oh, is this little
piddle pengi vengi
who's gonna--

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What the--

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(SCREAMING AND GROANING)

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You were lucky, Mr. Duck.

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They could've really hurt you.

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Oh, yeah. I'm one lucky duck.

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Mr. Duck, it's getting
colder out here.

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Maybe we should set up
a tent and take shelter.

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Look, if you're cold,
you improvise like me.

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See? A keen explorer is
always on the look out

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for things to help him
battle the elements.

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That's why I was
able to spot this fur coat.

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You just found a coat in
the middle of the Arctic?

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That's right. It was
just lying on the ground.

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It's very warm but
also extremely heavy.

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(YAWNING)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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He's gaing on us.

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Quick, put on these
cross-country skis.

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DAFFY: You've got to be
kidding me.

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Mr. Duck, we're headed
for the ocean.
What do we do?

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Jump on one of
these blocks of ice.

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(GRUNTING)

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Ah, we're saved.

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Thanks a lot,
global warming.

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He's gaing.

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Hey, bear.
You come any closer,

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I'm gonna turn you
into a throw rug.

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Ah, go on. Run.

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You see that?
He takes one good look at us
and then high-tails it out.

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I think it's because
of these killer whales.

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Relax. As long as
we're floating

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on this chunk of ice,
we're totally safe.

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Hey, look.
They're putting
on a little show.

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That's not a show.

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They're making waves to
try and knock us off the ice.

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That is it.
We are doomed!

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Who put this sign here?

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Oh, sorry, Mr. Duck.

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I did it! I did it!

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I'm the first explorer to
discover the North Pole.

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I'm the greatest explorer
that ever lived.

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(CHEERING)

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Santi Claus?

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That's right, Daffy.
The missus and I have
lived here for years.

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So, technically,
you didn't discover
the North Pole, I did.

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What? It's-- It's--
It's not fair.

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I want to
be the first.
Me, me, me.

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(CRYING)

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Well, someone is making
his way on the naughty list.

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While you're in there?

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Will you put me down
for a hot tub this year?

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You got it, dude.

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Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

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He gets a hot tub,

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and I don't get to be
the first to the North Pole?

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This is ridiculous.

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Yep. Definitely
the naughty list.

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Hey, you darn birds,
get out of that tree.

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And get into this
cozy little bird house
that I made for you.

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Hey, you darn naked mole rats,

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stop huddling up together
for warmth

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and put on these fashionable
hoodies I done sewed for you.

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There's something
not right here.

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Why, I love all you
woodland creatures.

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Good morning,
you squirrel varmint.

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All right, Sam,
what's the deal?

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Are you up to something?

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Oh, no, rabbit.

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I've turned over a new leaf.

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I'm a kinder, gentler
Yosemite Sam

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Here, critter. Have a big
ol' sack of nuts I got for you.

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Squeaks, put that down.

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It's probably
full of snakes.

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Huh, what do you know,
no snakes.

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Oh, you broke everything.

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Yeah, I know.
But Sam's a mean guy.

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Oh, what about now?

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Maybe I was
too hard on him.

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I'll go apologize.

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Hey, Sam. I--

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(CHUCKLING EVILLY) Those dumb,
little critter nincompoops.

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They don't know
I just discovered oil
in this here forest.

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And the only reason
I'm being nice to them

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is so as I can get 'em to sign
over all their land to me.

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Why that little so and so!

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Time to teach him
how bad being good can be.

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Sign here, initial here.

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Have a cookie.
(WHISPERING) Your land is mine.

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Oh, hello, rabbit.

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You know, Sam.
I think maybe I was
wrong about you.

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I think you really did
turn over a new leaf.

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Great. Then sign over your land.

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Not so fast.

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I'm gonna need to see
few more good deeds first.

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But after I do the deeds,
you have to sign the deal.

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Indeed.

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All right, rabbit.
What's my first good deed?

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You got to help me
cross the street.

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My hole's on the other side.

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You've got to
carry me across.

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Let's go.

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Look out for that truck!

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-Oh, no. Oh, no.
-Look out for that van.

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Confounded!

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Forward. Backward. Jump. Up.

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Left, right. Left, right.
Be a stop.

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Sweet mother of--

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You know what,

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I think my keys fell out
of my pocket back in
the middle of the highway.

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Could you go back and get 'em?

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I ain't going back out there.

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Then I guess I can't
sign over my land.

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(MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)

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(SCREAMING)

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I still couldn't find
your damn keys, rabbit.

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Well, what do you know.
They were in my pocket
all the time.

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What are we doin' here?

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We're visiting an elderly person
and seeing if they need
help around the house.

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Yeah? What do you want?

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Good afternoon, sir.
My name is Yosemite Sam.

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-And I'd like to--
-You're not from
the government, are you?

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No, I'm here
to help you
with some chores.

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You could help by
getting off my property.

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That guy's off his walker.

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Try it again. Beneath
that crusty exterior,

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beats a crusty heart of gold.

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Oh, razafraza.
Listen, old timer,

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I just wanna help you out
with a few chores.

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Oh, sure. So you can
scare me out of my money

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to pay for your fancy
horseless carriages?

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I don't think so.

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That old man is
a wheelchair ninja.

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I ain't going back there.

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Then I guess
I can't give you my land.

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Ooh.

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Now listen, old timer,
I'm gonna do some
chores for you.

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And you ain't gonna run me over
with a wheelchair or hit me
with your walker.

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-Promise?
-I promise.

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Well, good.
Then I'll start
painting your fence.

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(GROANING)

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Didn't say anything
about beating you
with my oxygen tank.

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(LAUGHING)

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Now we're gonna help out
at the cat shelter.

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Are they dangerous?

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Nah, they're just pussy cats.

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And you're just gonna be
giving them a teeth cleaning.

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Hold still, kitty, while
I get your-- Ooh, tarnation.

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I think you've got gingivitis.

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(SNARLING AND SCREAMING)

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That was the most
impacted molar I ever saw.

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Wait, this is mine.

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But I did it. I did
all your good deeds.

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Well, you proved me wrong.

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You really have
turned over a new leaf.

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I guess that means
you'll be signing over
your land to me?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Yeehaw! Here you go.

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I done fooled you, rabbit.

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Well, I hate to break it to you,
but there's oil under this land.

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And now it's all mine.

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I'm gonna be
rich, rich, filthy rich.

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Wait a minute
This oil tastes familiar.

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Oh, yeah. Turns out
the old soup factory
up the hill busted a pipe.

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What you thought is oil,

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is actually black bean soup.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
But I hates black bean soup.

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Well, Sam learnt the hard way.

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No good deed goes unpunished.

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Ooh!

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